December 2010
44 posts
1 tag
The only thing I can listen to in my car is the radio. So when I got back to the U.S. after five months, I had to readjust to the new music stylings of our beautiful top 40. By that, I just mean realize that Katy Perry and Rihanna still rule the radio. But then there’s this one tune. Whenever this song comes on, I always get so excited cause I think I hear Calvin Harris on the radio until I...
1 tag
Things I Wish Santa Had Given Me This Year:
the intuition of a native Spanish speaker to differenciate between preterite and imperfect past tense
“I THINK I’M DREAMING. I NEED A TOTEM.”
– baby brother as he runs screaming into my room
We’re having class via chatroom right now.
I actually don’t mind it because whenever I impulsively press the send button (because I am far too self concious about my participartion skills), I can run away from my mac, run in place for a bit and pump myself up for the next time I decide to jump into the conversation.
Build Your Own Kaleidoscope →
insperatafloruit:
This is way too much fun.
SO RAD
A summary of today:
I. Eye doctor’s appt
I was told that the root of my dry eyes problem was that my eyelid pores were clogged.
Solution is a hot towel? I hope this works.
II. Second interview at Forever 21
Other asst manager didn’t realize that it was a second interview, but she said she would call me to tell me when my orientation is so I guess that means I’m hired!
I didn’t realize that so...
More Clues To Who Really Is The Person That Had...
Rando #1: Hay it’s yetsybell diz mii new nummber
Rando #2: Merry Christmas everyone! Hope it was a blast!
Rando #3: Is this luis O from illin//who is this//o ok do u go to illin middle school
Rando #4: picture text of a small child on a tire swing
I have literally been in bed all weekend, being sick/lazy, but tomorrow that will change cause I actually have real obligations.
I. Eye doctor’s appt
Gonna fix this astigmatism/get new contacts/frames!
II. Second interview at Forever 21
SECOND INTERVIEW?? Who are we kidding right now. But seriously though, please hire me, I am the perfect employee. I promise.
III. First day of my...
This Nor’easter is beautiful.
I got my snowpants and 4 wheel drive. I’ve been waiting for youuuu.
BRING ON THE SNOW NEW ENGLAND.
2 tags
Christmas Means Love//Sam Cooke
1 tag
I feel like I missed it this year.
Christmas magic, where are you?
Maybe it’s because the moment I stepped out of JFK, my heart sank when I realized there wasn’t any snow on the ground. Maybe because there still isn’t any snow on the ground. Or maybe because my cd player and tape deck in my car are broken so instead of blasting Christmas songs all I hear is Ke$ha and Pink....
inthelogicoflove asked: After some twitter stalking, I discovered. We live in the same state. Say wut!
My Biggest Regret Ever: Not Fulfilling My Asian... →
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not fulfilling my Asian fantasy before marriage. For as long as I’ve been interested in sex, I’ve been drawn to Asian girls. In fact, I’ve always lusted over them. I never wanted to date one really, but always have wanted to have a sexual experience with one. My favorite…
FOREVER EXOTIFIED
-__________________________-
2 tags
http://www.whenparentstext.com →
Every single post on here is a golden nugget of laughter.
I should convince my parents to start texting just so I can see what kind of texts they would send me.
Ice Spiders
Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
Dad: That’s an ice spider
Leftovers
Me: Did you eat the leftover pasta?!
Dad: Om nom nom nom nom
Mufasa
Dad: If anything happens to me call accountant.
Dad: Remember I will be like Simbas dad in the reflecting pool.
Things I’m Starting Today:
Dexter: Season 1, Episode 1
Twitter (again)
job search (again)
samflynn:
Thank you T-Mobile for changing my number.
Dude: Ru coming over today
Me: Hi who is this?
Dude: Ur cuz
Dude: Who is this
Me: Uh I think you have the wrong number. This is Christine.
Dude: Okkk.......
Dude: How old r u
Dude: U txt dum slow!
Dude: U dum slow guy! By the way how old r u?
Dude: Send me a pic
“They changed the chicken so now it has weird fat things in them. I don’t...”
– my 14 year old brother
1 tag
getrealgetright:
Coconut Records // It’s...
1 tag
My love affair with Taco Bell is getting so fiesty, and I haven’t even been back a week yet.
I went to TB twice two days ago, and the drive thru girl recognized me. Also, someone was asking me directions in some parking lot today. He seemed really familiar, and then it hit me that he’s the manager of one of the TB’s. I was about to say something, but then I realized anything...
1 tag
It happened a couple blocks from where I lived. My dad, brother and I were about to pick up a Christmas tree when we saw the hit and run.
I’d like to call this story, You, sir, are a fucking dumbass.
So we’re waiting to take a left turn at the stop sign. Of course, we’re looking to our right to see oncoming cars. We see a car come down from the bridge across from us and stop...
2 tags
I went to the mall and other shopping plazas today looking for a job.
Ended up buying shoes and shirts. Also almost impulse bought a trench coat.
Well, gonna turn in some applications tomorrow and see where it goes.
I hope this isn’t indicative of post college job searchin’.
About to get in a cab that will take me to the airport that will take me home.
I can’t pinpoint it exactly, but I am all nerves right now.
1 tag
*Christine walks by with plate of food for lunch*
Host Mom's Friend: Buen provecho! Wow! Look at all that food!
Host Mom: *proudly* Yeah, that's the amount of food she eats every night!
1 tag
I love it when my neighbors chill on their mini balconies cause then I can put a face to the people that have seen me naked when I’m too lazy to clothes the blinds.
Let’s get romantic.
Hey guess who’s done with all things academic?
This Saturday, I will be back home.
Until then, I have zero plans. I don’t actually know what to do with myself, but maybe that’s a good thing. Gonna explore this city a bit more before my departure.
Adventure time: on.
I went to the Bs As Jazz Festival yesterday, and my soul is RENEWED.
It was by the Recoleta Cementery, which is a beautiful place to have any outdoor event. The first group was all around great and definitely got the jazzy mood going. But the second band was my favorite, hands down! It was an 8 piece New Orleans jazz band!!! Everyone in that band was an adorable old man, especially the drummer...
Pencil skirt shrunk in the wash.
Sup Saturday night.
Ilda: Is the internet working for you yet?
Me: Oh yes! It just started working about an hour ago, but it's under a different name. It's under 'linksys' right now.
Ilda: What?
Me: Urr, l-i-n-k-s-y-s?
Ilda: What? Wiki leaks?