January 2011
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Why Even Try Ft. Sara Q // Theophilus London
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*watching a video of a guy dancing to the Transformers song*
Me: Why doesn't my body do things like that?
Alex: I dunno. You're too gangly?
“You should avoid the shiny, sparkling bathing suits. Pretty sure when I was a...”
– my cousin bestowing me with his words of wisdom while bathing suit shopping
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Customer: Hey do you guys have any hot dogs left?
Me: Well, we do, but we would have to heat it up in the microwave.
Customer: Hm, well do you have mayo?
Me: Mayo? Uhhh, no. No, we don’t have any mayo.
Customer: Okay. I’ll take the nachos then.
Me:
Today was the first day back at work. I was called in because I guess someone didn’t show up. I thought that today was Friday, so I drove there thinking that the parking lot would be packed. It was sooooo not even close to being busy. I pretty much cleaned the entire time because I had to close by myself.
I’m glad I went back to this job instead of going to a new one because at least...
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I have been stressing, complaining and waiting for a job for the last month. And it has been such a blow to my ego that I couldn’t even land a menial mall job.
So of course it would happen so that I get hired for three jobs IN THE SAME DAY.
Gonna keep two of them and focus on the big picture (which is the 4:1 peso:usd rate).
Sandwich artist by day, concessionista extraordinaire by night.
Anonymous asked: Your mom is force feeding you death by chocolate, tiramisu, and chocolate-espresso cake. Unfortunately, you have been experimenting with shark DNA in your secret lab and have enfused yourself with some. You no longer can breath out of water, so she has to put the desserts in your fish tank, where they dissolve before you are able to eat them. What would you create in your lab in order to help you...
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Brother: Do we have any milk left?
Me: Last time I checked, we didn't ha-
Mom: OH MY GOD. I FED A BABY TODAY.
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This is a rage post, just so you have a heads up.
BOYCOTTING FOREVER 21 AT THIS ONE LOCATION FOREVER AND EVER.
Okay, I know that this store is the absolute messiest no matter what time of day it is, but I did not realize that this also reflected the managment.
Now, I’m not upset because they didn’t hire me. I am, however, soooooo sooo so angry at how they went about it. I still...
Anonymous asked: Jude law walks up to your house and asks for your mom but shes not home. You notice he has a small box with a bow on it. What do you do?
lemon-difficult:
Don’t Haunt This Place (The...
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Overhead at Borders
Barista: Went to college, got a degree, and still working here. What's the point you know? I could have been doing this when I was 15.
Dude: Well at least you're not working at an Indian call center.
Barista: Well, I mean, sure, I guess.
Dude: Aw yeah, ya know. The Indians, the Filipinos, all doing that stuff.
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I am the biggest baby when it comes to participating on the discussion board gah!
I’m sitting here, refreshing the page, wondering when would be a good time to jump into the conversation. Doesn’t help that I’m a bit behind in reading the posts cause it took me forever to write my own.
I basically just write something agreeing with someone’s post that happened 15 minutes...
Whenever it snows, my wifi goes to shit. So, I’m currently stealing my neighbor’s wifi to participate in the discussion board. A big thanks to NETGEAR. I owe ya one.
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Dad: At Ocean State Job Lot they have those blankets that you use while watching tv!
Me: Uh, snuggies?
Dad: Yeah! You could definitely use one. You always walk around the house with so many layers acting so cold.
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My cd player in my car is miraculously working again!!!
And ya know what that means? I can go back to having one lady dance parties in my car to balance out all the talk radio I’ve been listening to!
IT’S MIX CD TIME.
Snow Ice Cream →
bbook:
flavorpill:
Paula Deen’s recipe for snow ice cream.
gasps with excitement
Definitely on tomorrow’s agenda!
“Do work girl! Just imagine whoopie goldberg is over your shoulder giving you one...”
– @mrbeasley giving me motivation to finish writing my paper
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I wish there were more boyz at my disposable in Central CT for me to mac on.
Not gonna lie. After doing it for 5 months in a different language, I think I’ve definitely stepped up my game.
Maybe.
I might revert back to my natural middle school self while speaking in my native language or I could be this refined lady who certainly has a way with words. Who knows, but I wanna find out. One...
“Her father Spencer Giffords, 75, was rushing to the hospital when asked if his...”
– -NY Post.
…this is all i will say.
(via theduty)
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Moving Da Royalty (Will Smith x Daft Punk) // Rad...
But then there's gifs like this one and I feel...
cyborglovesong:
Look at that corgi!
Look at him jump!
HE’S SO CUTE I COULD JUST DIE.
Look at the way his little legs move!
BELLYFLOP!
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIS LITTLE LIFEJACKET.
YOU GO GET THAT BALL, LITTLE CORGI!
YOU CAN DO IT!
Today’s lesson: everything should just be cute animals and not things that make me sad.
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camillionaire asked: Did you get to play the Santa Claw?!
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It is embarassing how difficult it is for me to finish writing a two page paper on a topic that I am already familiar with.
As if going to grad school was ever an option, this lack of any sort of motivation for academia proves it yet again.
I know I’m at a point in my life where my only ‘job’ is to learn. I’m probably never going to be able to do that for the rest of my...
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/01/05/1326... →
Alright Boehner.
Let’s see what you got.
